Yeah I was dragged into it. My mom persuaded me to go
to the after Thanksgiving sales with her at the butt crack of dawn. She
got me and my sister up around 4 AM. I basically rolled out of bed in
what I was wearing, put some shoes on and zombied my way to the car. We
went down to Centralia to my mom's second home...Walmart. We got there a
half an hour before 5 and had to wait in lines. The store had the stuff
wrapped up in black plastic so you couldn't see what the pile of stuff
was. They also had it taped off so you could not wait in the
aisles. So me and my sister waited in the electronics and watched part of
Ice Age 2 for the time being. I kind of want to watch the whole thing
now. Anywho, as it got closer to 5, they started unwrapping the
stuff. As 5 approached the frenzy began. Erika went and got the
thing mom wanted and as she was getting it, some lady jumped on her and broke
her sandal, Erika was mad. I had no idea where mom went, she got lost in
the sea of people. A couple minutes later some guy yelled..."you all
should be ashamed of yourselves" everyone looked at him...he
continued with "you all are bastards!" I just laughed at him
because he was carrying around a whole arm load of stuff. Telling people
they are bastards when he is one himself. What a moron. I've only
participated in Black Friday three times in my life and this has been the most
insane one I have ever witnessed. People shoving, grabbing, yelling,
arguing, blocking the aisles with their grocery carts, flooding the
walkways...crazy stuff. I basically went just to see how crazy people are
and believe me, it was entertaining. I wish I would have brought my
camera.
My outings, adventures, friends, family, fun, games, stories, experiences etc, all rolled up into a blog.
Saturday, November 26
Monday, August 29
Camp 2005 Quotes and Inside Jokes
Some memories from my first year at camp...
Most of these you won't get unless you were there.
Purple
Do better at life
You suck…wait, no you don’t
Hazaa’s are in order
Mah
Tookie tookie, click click
Loser
MAKING OUT!
Burn!
Getting all up ons
Yoink
Toidi
Exploding cantaloupe
Chicken Noodle Soup
Burned Bread
I wanna make you holla, in the back of my impala
Just say no
Drop it
You gonna need ice for that burn
Jelly Van 669-KYY
Lezzie Activities
Sweet Home
Alabama
Queen
Phantom of the Opera
Man Van
Selah Van
Arnold’s
Wayne’s
World
Dodge Ball
Young Frankenstein
Heavyweights
Banana Phone
Zoolander
Awkward Tuesdays
Death by snoo snoo!
Ninja Turtle Gloves
Squally the squirrel
Larry, quit being the conductor of the perv train!
That is not okayko
Butterfly
Doda, you wearing underware today?
The mouth, that’s were it’s suppose to be…
Suma Soak, bucket of love
Damn…you win again, you always do
Remember that one time…
What are you doing?
Supervising. You’re not doing a
very good job.
Get to work girls!
Thirteen, Phenomena!
I didn’t do it. Yeah,
that’s the problem man!
Am I in trouble? No
but you will be!
My lovely drawings on parchment paper
Mr. Goodbar
Twix
Fanta
L-Dizzle
Old Navy
“Stargazing”
On the ballfield
Spending the night on top of the Man Van at the shop
Spending the night on top of the Man Van at the ball field
Waterfront (swimming and tanning)
Otter pops
Cool Tubes
Oatmeal tables (nap times)
Spooning and forking
Burning Rice Krispy treats
BBQ Fridays
Silverware Bandits
Phones at Liberty Ridge
Hugs and Kisses
Goldfish
Skipbo
Sparkler bombs with Watermelons
Driving the Selah van backwards from the shop to Nisqually
“Bruises”
Our Dinosaur blankets
Dying our hair-Champagne Fizz and Brown Sugar
Riding in the back of Chief’s car in the trunk from Arnolds.
Fantastic 4
Value
Village and Goodwill
Safeway shirts-“safety is the key to be accident free.”
Noodles
You said butt
Willy Wonka
Bermuda Triangle
What is IT?
You tard!
DK
Why aren’t you smart?
Yeah, in your bra!
T-t-t-t-t-today junior.
Oooo-Rah!
Who says that, honestly!
Who does that?
Love nuggets
Good, great, grand, wonderful…no yelling on the bus!
I Like Grapes
Underpants!
Honey Bunches
Happy Bunnies and kitties.
Girlfriends
Go away!
Be safe, make good decisions.
Don’t ever let a boy touch your knee.
No means no.
Elton John
Honey packets
“You rock my face off!”
“What the trash?”
Brightwood for three hours waiting for guest group to come
back.
Water rat!
Egg patties down 13’s and Doda’s pants.
“Do it to it Lars!”
“Buddy!” “Buddy!”
“I fucking hate meatloaf!”
Plastic knives to cut brownies and meatloaf.
Butterfly
Rawr
“Bless your heart…”
Competition!
“If I was a lesbian, I would totally date you…”
To boldly go where no man has gone before…
Screw you hippies!
What you doin’ man?
Nothin’ Larry. That’s the problem
man!
Go away Boss!
Oh you’re doing so great, you suck!
Phrawr
And it’s good for three!
Ahgigigigigigigigi!
Go make some more orange juice!
Chase flashing us.
Time to shave hippy!
Whatever doesn’t kill you, gives you cancer and kills you
later.
Wayne’s world, party time, excellent!
Monday, August 15
Camp 2005
I
got a summer job through Larry Sutton, Erika’s friend’s dad. My mom sat next to him at the REF auction and
mentioned that I was coming home and needed a job. He said that Camp Cascades is always looking
for people to fill spots. I haven’t been
out there since 1996. He was the head
chef there and said that he would love to have me on the summer kitchen staff. Keep in mind that it is a Christian camp. I filled out the application and did a phone
interview earlier that spring because I was still at school. Initially, I thought I would be working with
kids from the Thurston county area or even kids strictly from Washington. I also thought since I lived less than ten
miles away, I wouldn’t have to spend the night at the camp. Boy, was I wrong. When I arrived that Friday, I did not want my
mom to leave me there. I didn’t
recognize anyone and really didn’t feel like talking to anyone either. I just kind of stood there, while everyone
seemed to know each other and was chatting away. A few people came up to me and asked who I
was and what department I was in. This
one kid, who I surely thought was gay, came up to me and introduced
himself. He really didn’t stay long. I finally found some kitchen people and
started getting to know them. I noticed this short chubby girl wearing a jean
jacket and one of the staff members asked her to come join the circle. We found out she was also a kitchen member
and her name was Jessie. Most of the
people who work at camp are college aged and went to North Park, a Christian
college in Chicago, Illinois. I met
people from all over the U.S. A girl
from Indiana, people from Oregon, Texas, Minnesota, Kansas, Michigan,
Connecticut…all over the place. There
even were some locals from Yelm, Lacey and Olympia.
During our morning break, we would do this thing called “Devos”. We would get into a circle and read a passage from the Bible. Afterwards, we would talk about it and a person would volunteer to share their life story. Hearing some of these stories people told…wow. These people had some real problems and some severe addictions (drugs, alcohol, divorce, jail, abuse, sex, hated their family etc). I found out later that a lot of the people who come here every summer to work were escaping from real life, their problems and how bad their home life is. And I just came for the money, so my story was probably the funniest because I had no problems. Plus, I noticed that these people at first put on their “Christian face” while they worked. When I got to know them, they were worse than juveniles. They swore, shared things they shouldn’t have, tried to sneak in alcohol and even got sexual with other workers after work.
About a month into camp, I started acting like myself…I no longer had to be shy and quiet. It was getting boring and I needed to liven it up a bit so I went goofy. I was the entertainer, made lots of jokes and ha ha’s. I used the people as my comedy fuel. Izzy and Larry got into it. I think we went too far with some of the jokes and I came up with my own day called “Awkward Tuesdays”. I made people feel really weird around me. I had the question of the day and even got answers out of the people who never participated. This was also the summer when I went “trunking,” riding in the trunk of the car while someone else drove it (which I heard is illegal, whoops). The adventures and goofiness was probably the best part about camp besides getting paid.
The
rest of the weekend and even part of the next week we started our summer staff
training. I got sick in the middle of
the week and felt like absolute poop. I
was tired, grumpy and had no one to really talk to. I sort of bonded with one of the ladies who
worked there, her name was Izzy. She was
hilarious. I really didn’t think I
should be in the kitchen with a cold because I wouldn’t want a sick person
handling my food, but I continued on regardless. After work, which was normally about 7 or 8,
I went and passed out in my bed, I didn’t participate in the activities they
had planned for us. My roommates came in
around 11 p.m., and wondered where I was.
They figured out I was sick and needed my rest.
I
got to know the people I worked with on a very fast level. I knew things about them a person shouldn’t
even know about after two weeks of knowing them. I would consider a few of them I met
friends. I was Myspace and Facebook
friends with several of them. One of the
girls I met, I continued to be friends with after I was done with the camp. On the flipside, I got annoyed with people I
worked with very quickly. Especially
this one girl, she drove me insane. She
was home schooled, parents were wackos, she had an attitude, didn’t really know
how to socialize with people. Her
personality just didn’t click with mine.
I tried to avoid working with her and after work; I would try to ditch
her. Luckily, she hung out with other
people like her and left me alone.
I
got into a routine. I got up at 6:35,
was at the kitchen by 7:00, breakfast was served at 8:00, break at 10:00, lunch
at 12:00, break at 1:30, dinner at 5:00 and left the kitchen by 8:00 or so
depending on how much we got done.
Later
on in the summer, we found out that we should have more than two drivers and
one of them should be a girl. I was the
only one Larry trusted with a van. It
was nice to have the responsibility of a vehicle; I was really getting tired of
walking everywhere we went. That meant I
could sleep in longer. The two food
service vans were the “Man-van” which only guys got to drive and the Selah van,
which I called the “Jelly van” because of its license plate (669-KYY).
During our morning break, we would do this thing called “Devos”. We would get into a circle and read a passage from the Bible. Afterwards, we would talk about it and a person would volunteer to share their life story. Hearing some of these stories people told…wow. These people had some real problems and some severe addictions (drugs, alcohol, divorce, jail, abuse, sex, hated their family etc). I found out later that a lot of the people who come here every summer to work were escaping from real life, their problems and how bad their home life is. And I just came for the money, so my story was probably the funniest because I had no problems. Plus, I noticed that these people at first put on their “Christian face” while they worked. When I got to know them, they were worse than juveniles. They swore, shared things they shouldn’t have, tried to sneak in alcohol and even got sexual with other workers after work.
About a month into camp, I started acting like myself…I no longer had to be shy and quiet. It was getting boring and I needed to liven it up a bit so I went goofy. I was the entertainer, made lots of jokes and ha ha’s. I used the people as my comedy fuel. Izzy and Larry got into it. I think we went too far with some of the jokes and I came up with my own day called “Awkward Tuesdays”. I made people feel really weird around me. I had the question of the day and even got answers out of the people who never participated. This was also the summer when I went “trunking,” riding in the trunk of the car while someone else drove it (which I heard is illegal, whoops). The adventures and goofiness was probably the best part about camp besides getting paid.
I
stared having pop withdrawals and needed my caffeine. The camp had pop machines but I didn’t want
to spend a dollar on a bottle of pop and I never had cash money with me anyway. When I got to go home on the weekends, I
would bring a case or two of the flavor of the week. That was usually Mountain Dew or Cherry Coke
or just plain Coke.
As
it got closer and closer for me to go back to school, it seemed like waiting
for Christmas, like it would never get here.
Every day seemed to get longer and longer. I wanted to leave and go back to school where
my friends were. That day soon came.
Sunday, July 17
Possum Hockey, July 2005
The other night...which was a Saturday, I had just gotten
back from taking Jessie back to camp for the night. I came home to see my
mom and dad huddled near the computer with my dad holding a broom and a
flashlight and my mom holding two paper grocery sacks. I asked what was
going on and my dad said...I think there is a possum under the computer
desk. We had left the door open all day long to keep the house cool and
to circulate air. Earlier he sat down and was checking his email when he
heard thumping and thrashing under the computer desk. He assumed it was
one of the cats. It kept on so he went and got a flashlight to check it
out. Sure enough it was a possum.
My dad continued to poke at it to make it go towards the door. Eventually the possum got free from under the desk and made its way under the dining room table where it did not want to leave from under it. After about 2 minutes or so...I asked dad for the broom but I used it like a hockey stick. I flipped it over and used the sweeping part of it, you cover more ground that way. So I tried to sweep it out from under the table and it worked kinda. Instead of going out the door, it ended up wedging itself behind the cat food garbage can holder. I moved the garbage can and tried to move the possum out the door. Unfortunately, the cats came in the house and disrupted the progress of the possum leaving the house. So it ended up getting under the dining room table again. Ok let's try this again. Once again, hockied it out from under the table and it went behind the cat food garbage can. (Mind you...we were laughing our heads off while this was going on). I moved the garbage can as quickly as I could, took the broom and maneuvered the possum out of the house. He actually went this time. Before he went outside he pooped on the floor. That is what my dad didn't want to happen. As soon as it went outside, my mom was laughing so hard she was crying and had to go into the bathroom, I was dying...I had to hold myself up with the wall or I would of fell down and my dad just couldn't believe the whole thing happened. It was funny. I took a few pictures just so I have evidence that this bizarre thing did actually happen. These are the times where I wish I had a video camera.
My dad continued to poke at it to make it go towards the door. Eventually the possum got free from under the desk and made its way under the dining room table where it did not want to leave from under it. After about 2 minutes or so...I asked dad for the broom but I used it like a hockey stick. I flipped it over and used the sweeping part of it, you cover more ground that way. So I tried to sweep it out from under the table and it worked kinda. Instead of going out the door, it ended up wedging itself behind the cat food garbage can holder. I moved the garbage can and tried to move the possum out the door. Unfortunately, the cats came in the house and disrupted the progress of the possum leaving the house. So it ended up getting under the dining room table again. Ok let's try this again. Once again, hockied it out from under the table and it went behind the cat food garbage can. (Mind you...we were laughing our heads off while this was going on). I moved the garbage can as quickly as I could, took the broom and maneuvered the possum out of the house. He actually went this time. Before he went outside he pooped on the floor. That is what my dad didn't want to happen. As soon as it went outside, my mom was laughing so hard she was crying and had to go into the bathroom, I was dying...I had to hold myself up with the wall or I would of fell down and my dad just couldn't believe the whole thing happened. It was funny. I took a few pictures just so I have evidence that this bizarre thing did actually happen. These are the times where I wish I had a video camera.
Wednesday, April 27
HD 205
“Notice…adjust...evolve.” –Dr. Kim
Kidwell
My
experience with HD 205 was pretty interesting.
I really did not expect it to go the way it did when I first walked into
my discussion session on the first Monday of discussion groups. I had discussion group before the actual
lecture class. That was a first. I almost got lost trying to find my way to Clark 151. I had
no idea that part of campus existed. As
I walked towards Clark, I asked two people if
I was going the right way. Thankfully
enough I was. I walked into class and I
felt like I was being stared at. I even
asked Tiffany, the teacher’s aide, if I was in the right room because it really
didn’t feel right. I thought to myself…a
human development class in an animal science building…weird. I knew this trek from Cleveland
to Clark was going to be a problem, a ten to
fifteen minute walk from and to polar opposites of campus. I was going to be late to discussion every
Monday unless my noon class got over early.
I really feel bad walking into discussion five minutes late. Turns out, it was not a problem during the
course of the semester.
One
of the most memorable experiences from HD 205 was our second week of
classes. It was the week when we met in
the CUB Ballroom for Challenge Course I.
At that point, none of us in our discussion sections really knew each
other. The week before we learned each
others names, majors and where we were from.
We did not get to learn each others leadership skills or how we dealt
with a different variety of people and their opinions. It was definitely a learning moment. I walked into the CUB Ballroom and some
people called my name, at first I did not recognize any of them right away,
I’ve only seen these people three times.
I went and sat with them as we listened to why we were here. For Challenge Course I, we were supposed to
build the tallest tower (and it had to stand by itself) out of “the bag of
goodies” they handed out to each group.
They gave us two instructions, you have fifteen minutes and you have to
use the materials in the bag. Other than
that, we had no rules. We could
construct this tower in any which way or form.
The fifteen minutes started. It
was interesting to see who dove in and who stood on the outside of the group to
observe everyone. I felt like I made a
difference in the tower building project because I was the one who suggested
using the paper bag as an anchor and my group agreed. It was pretty cool that my group liked my
idea and put it into effect, it made me feel a part of the tower making
process. At one point, Dusty had some
great ideas on how we could make it stronger…it was nice to have some construction
management majors in our group I might add, and we went with his ideas. It ended up working for us in the end. At the end of the fifteen minutes, it was
time to put down the remaining materials.
Our tower…team 11’s tower was the only one left standing. We won the challenge. At that point, I thought we were all going to
get along and the project was going to be a piece of cake. I was so wrong about that.
As
we moved into our community service project, people became very hostile with
one another and each others ideas. We
had a great bunch of ideas when we were deciding what to do with our
projects. Once we figured out what we
were going to do, some of the people did not like the ideas and we would have
to start over from scratch. This became
a difficult task because our deadline for our proposal was due in a week. It was crunch time…were we going to get it
done? We should have tried out an idea
to see if it worked rather than shooting it down before it had time to breathe,
who knows…it could have worked. That was
the biggest problem throughout the entire project, just doing it! I learned while working with this group of
people to just get a plan see if it works
and do it, if it doesn’t work, try it again and find something that does work
and when it does give each other high fives and do a happy dance.
Around
the middle of the semester we did these self disclosure projects, an assignment
to get to know your teammates a little better.
Most of the stories I heard were really sad things like family members
dying, alcoholism, drugs, prison, hard life lessons and divorce. Mine was nothing like that. I took a different approach to my story.
Near
the end of the semester was the final challenge course if you wanted to do
it. Of course I did, it was the coolest
one out of the previous courses we have done.
I walked up to the REC
Center and joined one of
the groups. It was a chilly afternoon
and I am glad I brought my jacket. We
had a safety lecture about the challenge course, got our helmets, ropes and
safety harnesses all straightened out.
We each got to go up one by one to the course and it was the coolest
feeling ever. We were about fifty feet
in the air strapped to a rope. You could
swing, hang upside down or just walk around...I have no idea why I didn’t bring
my camera. It was probably one of the
coolest activities I’ve ever gotten to do in a college class.
There
was one lecture activity that really stood out as far as group 11 was
concerned. Kim, our professor, handed
out a piece of paper to everyone in class.
On it was a list of different types of people, their occupations, and an
item he or she had with them. They were
all on a boat and it was sinking fast.
We had to prioritize what we thought was most important to keep as we
tried to save their lives. The first task
was to put them in an order that fit your criteria first. Then we got into a group of people sitting
close by (which was most of my group 11 teammates) and had ten minutes to put
them in an order and we all had to agree on it. Some groups did not survive and
others did depending on if they could reach a consensus about what to get rid
of and what to keep. We got into a
bigger group and it made it more difficult to reach an agreement. We had fifteen minutes to make the list. My group did not make it. One of the items on the list was a dog and it
wasn’t exactly a lap dog either.
According to me, the dog was the first thing to go overboard, however
many people did not see that the dog caused a huge problem and so they kept
it. It wasn’t just confined to my group;
other groups struggled with the dog.
After awhile, we had representatives from both sides of the argument
went up to the front of the classroom and presented their sides of the problem. The both had great arguments but I am still
sticking with my decision…get rid of the dog.
The two things I noticed from this activity were that people have
different opinions and they were not willing to compromise at all.
As
we moved closer and closer towards the completion of our project, time was not
on our side. We came up with many good
ideas and this time we just did them without the bickering and fighting. The projects we chose to do for the Council
on Aging (out of Colfax, Washington) turned out to be a success after
fighting over it for many weeks. We put
together a food drive (Rosauer’s in Moscow where I hung out with Zach), a
car wash (at Dissmore’s) and completed services for the people of Whitman County
(I partnered up with Jessica Dominoski, who was from Hoquiam, and did yard work for a lady in Pullman). It was really fun to help the people of the
community with things that they could not do by themselves. I learned that community service can be fun.
I missed our final presentation because I went to nationals in Maryland. I presented it to my group during one of our class sessions and they said it was okay to miss it. My classmates and my professor were not going to punish me or my grade for missing the presentation.
Monday, April 25
P.R.O.W.L Center Practicum
My responsibilities in the P.R.O.W.L.
center consisted of making sure the student athlete is greeted with a friendly
hello and ask if they need assistance, if they do not need help of any kind, I
continue with overseeing the center. The
P.R.O.W.L. center is student-service oriented so we must keep the area clean so
we can use it for years to come. I am
also responsible for taking a head count of everyone every half hour in the
center and recording the number of people in the book. I also am there to make sure all of the
equipment is being used properly, this including the television/VCR,
computers/printers/copy machine, refrigerator/microwave, telephone/radio and
the sofa/chairs. I have never opened the
center but I have closed the center and those responsibilities include: making sure the area is cleared with trash
and clutter (newspapers and magazines), replace items to designated spots (make
sure the water cooler is full, replace it with new container if it is empty),
close all computer programs and turn off the computers, turn off the printer
and copy machine, turn off coffee pot and microwave and check the refrigerator
door is closed, make sure all offices are locked, turn off all lights and lock
the door on your way out.
Some
of my other jobs in the center were cutting the Cougar sports out of the local
newspapers and filing them for the athletes to come in and keep them, if they
wanted them, I made some phone calls for Jeremey to let the athletes know about
their Team Care meetings twice a month, I learned to navigate my way between
Bohler Gym and the Physical Education Building (that is something I did not
know how to do before my practicum) and I learned where all of the sport
offices are because I delivered the athlete resume books to all of the offices. I helped out at a dinner that the center held
for the University partners. They took
them to a baseball game against the Huskies and their dinner was catered and
they received a keepsake for attending.
It is an annual event for the people who make time for education and
they are well appreciated for all that they do for Washington State
University. I am very grateful for having attended and it
was great to see all of the events that I do not normally hear about. Finally, I familiarized myself with all of
the other practicum students and our supervisors, Pippa and Jeremey, we became
good friends.
Over
the course of this semester, we encountered a problem. On January 25, 2005, the 61-inch television
and the VCR/DVD player were stolen from the center. The door was locked and we could not see how
the man stole the TV. We were told that
he slipped in through one of the windows, unlocked the door, wheeled out the TV
and closed the door behind him. He was
later caught when the police arrested him for an unrelated forgery charge. The police just happen to notice the TV in
the living room, obtained a warrant and linked it with the reported missing TV
from the Physical
Education Building. The police released the TV back to the center
on March 4, 2005.
We
had a meeting about the theft and made changes to our list of
responsibilities. The windows were
securely fastened shut. All of the practicum students had their pictures taken
and on their day of work, their pictures would be pinned up outside to show
everyone who comes in who is working that day.
The last person who closes the center must initial the head count sheet
before they leave. They must make sure
the lights are off and that the door is locked.
The
P.R.O.W.L. center is pretty well kept up.
Everything is in order and is very organized. The only problem I saw with the center was
its security, when the television was stolen.
As a suggestion, it would be beneficial to have two people at a time
working their shifts. I haven’t had a
shift where it went into evening when not a lot of people come into the center,
but it would be nice to have someone there with you, especially at night.
As
far as myself in this job, I really liked that they gave me a chance to work
there because they were only looking for twelve or thirteen people and I made
it on the waiting list just in case someone dropped. They told me to come to the meeting anyway
and so I did. Someone did end up
dropping and I had the opportunity to work my practicum hours in the center. They did their best with scheduling people
according to their classes and other commitments. Each practicum student worked three hours
each week. When it was my time to come
in each time, I came a half an hour to fifteen minutes early, I was never late. When I was not going to be there for my
scheduled time, I let them know a head of time and I was scheduled for another
time during the week. I did every one of
my responsibilities when I was in the center.
When I was asked to do other jobs I went and completed them. When I had questions, I asked and they
answered them as best as they could. I
never complained or put down a job that was given to me. I did everything they told me to do.
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